“You may call it a party trick, but that's my life, walking around with a sore crobby bum all the time.”
Clawdio is the half-cat-half-crob Prince of the Crob Kingdom, son of King Crob and Kitanya. He is a DJ, who loves to play the keytar. Hit songs include Something New which he performed regularly during Variety Hour. Please check out the merch table when you leave!
Thumb Addiction[]
Clawdio has been known to have an addiction to eating severed thumbs, though the severity of this addiction comes and goes in waves. At one point he was bound and determined to five them up, so he switched to merely consuming copious amounts of drugs and alcohol.
Lyrics to 'Something New'[]
Oooh, something new,
For you, and you, and you, and you
Right out my crobby bum,
It's true!
//
Got something new,
For you, and you.
//
Put in the old,
Out comes the new,
Out my crob bum.
For you, that's what we do,
Crobs are recycled too.
That's what we do,
That's who we are,
We recycle the world.
That's true.
Thats what we do.
Its something new,
And this is something new.
Ah yeah!
Relationships[]
- Clawdio is the son of King Crob and Kitanya Von Mousetrap (Queen)